Two things. First: Taylor and I always say dumb, untrue things about things that aren't/haven't happened. We talk about how we made out on our first date (not true, didn't kiss for 3 months!). Stuff like that. So today he went upstairs then promptly hollered my name. I thought he just needed a diaper or something, so I said, "Crap. Did I leave porn up on the computer again?" [So obviously not true.] I came around the corner to find him holding the phone out to me and giggling. To make it worse it was my visiting teaching supervisor. She swears she didn't hear, but who knows. Lovely. And even worse I didn't do my VT this month. First time this year. First time this year she's called me... What are the chances?
Second: The other day we saw a pregnant lady. From a distance I pointed her out to Claire. This is what Claire said, "Oh. I didn't know she was going to have a baby because her bum is big too. And Mom---you do not have a big bum or a big tummy." Too funny. And the lady did have a big bum. And I do not. But I am not pregnant.
Just thought those were funny moments to share.
HA! I would have laughed and laughed about the porn. That's funny!
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