In Primary today a little girl gave the opening prayer. I nearly laughed out loud more than once. "Bless all of us who are brothers and sisters that we won't be rude. Bless us that when we drive anywhere that (long pause) that we won't get pulled over. Bless us that when we drive anywhere that we won't fall into any big holes in the ground or anything like that."
Too funny.
This cracked me up! Kinda scares me what Annie's gonna go off about on her first public prayers (actually, they told me she prayed in nursery today, but apparently there were no mentions of Elmo, potties, Ellie's crying or other such things that come up regularly in our house!)
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