Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My little business

I'm so proud! I just got my first order on my pageant paperwork business. And not a small order either. This is just what we need right now. What a blessing!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Found!

As I was going through my pictures to double-check that I've scrapped everything from 2008, I found these GEMS that I thought had been lost to the digital world. I was thrilled---though I doubt my cousin Haley will be as thrilled.

See, it all happened in October. I had her and a friend of hers babysit my kids for a few hours while my Dad was doing whatever he does in his shed outback. Well, they were playing with Claire on this:
Hailey decided that she could crawl through that circular hole that you see through the arch just behind the kid's back in the above picture. She had apparently done while at another house with the same slide thing. However, it didn't go as planned. After about ten minutes Claire went to find my dad to tell her Papa that "Hailey is breaking my slide!" My Dad took the slide apart, and I got there about ten minutes after that and found this:I couldn't believe it! She said she was stuck and my dad confirmed it. "Hold on, Haley!" I said. "I'll help you! I just have to find my camera first!" (I really said that. I'm still impressed with myself for thinking to get a camera. And I also have this on video tape, just to be sure). Haley was convinced that if she went into the bathroom and removed her jeans that she could slip the slide piece off. It didn't work. By this time she'd been stuck in this thing for a half hour. She was starting to cry. We were too, but from laughing so hard! Aren't we mean?! I totally knew that we'd find a way to get it off, so it didn't seem too tragic. I offered to throw her in the back of my SUV and take her home so she could strip down, then her mom could cover her with Pam spray, and it would slide right off. She didn't like that option.
Anyway, my mom came home after a while, here's a picture:My mom is trying to be a good aunt and comfort her, but you can still see the humor in her eye. Anyway, we ended up having my dad and mom and I each take a corner and pick her up by it. We kind of bounced her a while, and she hung from her shoulder, exhaled deeply, cried a little bit more, and twisted out of it. She immediately collapsed on the floor, crying. It was a happy end to a tragic (and still, very funny) hour. I don't think she was too fond of me as I giggled the whole way to her house to drop her off. However she did accept my invitation to be my friend on Facebook, so it can't all be that bad.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Claire answered these questions:

1) What is something mom always says to you? To not break anything
2) What makes mom happy? That I have a daddy
3) What makes mom sad? when I am sick
4) What does your mom do to make you laugh? play hide and seek
5) How old is your mom? 24
6) What was your mom like as a child? I don't know
7) How tall is your mom? That tall (measured up to Dad's hips)
8) What is your mom's favorite thing to do? Watch football (um, let's try again). Watch her shows. (oh boy)
9) What does your mom do when you're not around? Puts Kyle to sleep
10) If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? I don't know
11) What is your mom really good at? Sewing
12) What is your mom not so good at? Playing Rock Band (random and true)
13) What does your mom do for her job? sewing, work when Becky comes
14) What is your mom's favorite food? Icky stuff like hors devours
15) What makes you proud of your mom? When you do some work, when you talk in the microphone
16) If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Miss America
17) What do you and your mom do together? play sesame street puzzle
18) How are you and your mom the same? Long hair, We love Daddy,
19) How are you and your mom different? Hair color
20) How do you know your mom loves you? Cause you make me happy

(And she knows that Daddy loves her because she loves him, they ride the bus, and he doesn't hit her.)

Friday, January 23, 2009

To thine own self be true...

The Miss America Pageant is tomorrow. I'll watch it, but I'll be honest with you, I used to be obsessed with pageant week. I checked the Miss America website constantly to get any updates on what was happening in Atlantic City/Las Vegas. We went to the 2002 Miss America Pageant in AC, and we've been to Vegas twice. I loved it. It was my Superbowl/march madness/NBA Finals all rolled into one. As of today, I haven't even checked the website? Why? It's just not the same anymore.

Miss America is changing, and I'm not changing with her. In an effort to "keep up with the times," Miss America has revamped and revamped---and you know what? It never works. Here's a little hint Miss America: Go back to who you've always been. TV has enough of "reality." People liked the glitz and the glamor, the elegance and the etiquette. These classic values have been replaced with modern camera angles and sexualized swimsuit poses. Where's your self respect girls? Do we really need to stand in our swimsuit with our legs apart? Yuck!

So what will bring Miss America's ratings back? I really believe that returning to her roots could change things. Do a classic, normal pageant. No quiz shows. No casual wear competition. No more reality shows to make girls more "real" according to Hollywood's standards. Bring back classic, hard-working, service oriented girls like Heather French. Bring back real classic glamor. That's what America wants. We want a Miss America we can point out to our young girls and say, "Be like that. Follow her example." I just can't do that with what we're presenting anymore. We have enough celebrities to show us "reality." Let's rise above that. Let's be a "real" lady.



Oh, and here's the tangent I went off on earlier and moved to the end:
Just look at this pose of Miss America 2008.

Are we meant to be provocative? Is that what we're being scored on? Last time I checked swimsuit was about physical fitness, not how far apart you can keep your legs while you're in high heels. (Oh, and I totally support the swimsuit competition, but not the new poses.) This isn't liberating women, it cheapens them---don't they get it? It's one thing to be attractive in a swimsuit, it's another to be one step away from those little black bars that block out inappropriate images on TV.



And here to contrast is the Miss America from only ten years ago. She's wearing boy shorts. She won. She doesn't look gross. She's a girl in a swimsuit. Did I mention she won?


Sorry about the tangent. If you know me you know how I feel about modesty. Oh, and to be fair, here's a picture (admittedly bad picture, but I don't have any others on my computer) of me in my hideously ugly swimsuit (which I was forced to wear and HATED). But see, legs closed and still able to be physically fit. And I made the top ten along with TWO other girls in one piece swimsuits.

And this isn't the Mormon in me talking, it's the self-respecting woman. And whatever about the two-piece/one-piece issue. The swimsuits they're wearing now are so skimpy that I wouldn't let my children watch the competition. And I doubt that many parents out there let their kids see it.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

A non-kid post

I figure every once in a while I should post on something that doesn't involve my children. One thing I like to think about a lot is the first year of our marriage. We had a great year. People always say it's a tough year, but we just had fun. One of the best parts was adjusting to sleeping in the same bed. For almost an entire year, every time Taylor would entire the room and if I were already asleep I'd shoot up in bed and yell, "What do you want?" or "Get out of here!" And that's yelling. At the top of my lungs.

Another thing we do is talk in our sleep. Well, Taylor mostly. He's crazy in the things he'll say. One night he woke me up to tell me how he made me a treat. I asked what he made (because this had never happened before). He replied excitedly, "Suckers!" I was perplexed as to why and how he accomplished this so I inquired. He explained, "Me and the linebackers made them during half-time." Okay... "And how did you make them, Honey?" "With hard candy and sprinkles!" You can imagine my confusion at the point. When I asked for clarification later it apparently came from late-night video game playing.

The video game playing also inspired this midnight conversation just after we got a new cat:
Taylor: "I need you to make the kitty a jersey."
Me: "For what?"
Taylor: "Well, he wants a certain number and the guys won't let him have it, so we need to make it for him.
Me: "For what?"
Taylor: "The kitty. For football."
He repeated this request a number of times. It never made more sense.

Other short gems that he's woken me up for, "Do we have everything we need for the reptiles?" (This was prior to our acquisition of any reptiles.) Me: "What are you doing?" Taylor: "Selling SHOES!"

And just the other night he woke me up to tell me, "I think I can really use your pick-up line in my thesis." "What pick up line, Honey?" "I don't know. I must be dreaming." After six years he's finally catching on.

Oh, and my before I go, my all-time favorite. I woke Taylor up because I'd had a terrible nightmare. I asked him to hold me. His answer? "You just hold me, it'll be alright."

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Is this that funny?


I laugh to the point of tears every single time I see this card or think about it. Taylor's parents sent it to Claire for Halloween. It came with blank monsters and a bunch of stickers to decorate the monsters. I put Claire to work on it one day when I was trying to get things done. She worked a little on it, then held up one sticker to me, "Look, Mom. Poop!" Well, I was busy and didn't really pay attention. Later she repeated the excitement over another "poop" sticker.

After she used all the stickers she proudly brought the card over to me to view her final product. I was impressed with how well she got the eyes in the right places; she got the mouths in the rights places; one monster got hair in the first place, and another got horns and a nose. She even improvised with one mouth and made it a nose.

The best part though? Right under their tails was the "poop" stickers! (For those of you without toddlers who don't deal frequently in poop, I've added a couple arrows to show you where the stickers are.) Now, to the experienced eye these stickers would be scars, but to a three-year-old, definitely poop. I'm laughing now just looking at it. I get that smile that just won't quit to the point where my cheeks hurt when I see this. Am I crazy? Do you think this is funny too? I like that she thought it was poop. I like that she put it in the appropriate place.

Oh, and what's on the green guy's hands. I think it was supposed to be eyebrows, but she made it either a bracelet or icky knuckle hair. You choose.

Anyway, I've laughed a lot over it, and finally remembered to scan it to share with all of you. I'm considering sending a scan to the card maker. They'd probably like to know that they made poop stickers.

Primary Prayer

In Primary today a little girl gave the opening prayer. I nearly laughed out loud more than once. "Bless all of us who are brothers and sisters that we won't be rude. Bless us that when we drive anywhere that (long pause) that we won't get pulled over. Bless us that when we drive anywhere that we won't fall into any big holes in the ground or anything like that."

Too funny.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Look at me now...

Although this is a month late in coming, here is where we are with my eye today (well, actually on Christmas Eve with my grandma):Not bad at all. I can live with this. There will be one more surgery for a little padding and straightening of the upper eyelid and a little tuck in the corner of the lower eyelid and I'll be good as can be for the next 2-8 years. I'm happy with the outcome. This is what I expected in the beginning. It was just one year and one week instead of 6 weeks. I am almost to the point where I can leave my home without thinking about where my sunglasses or pirate patches are. I am also at the point where I can start to learn things from this experience. Lots of people ask what I've learned through this trial, so I thought I'd share a little.

First of all, this was a physical and somewhat mental trial. It was not a trial of faith. I don't believe that I've spent a second questioning God, His love for me, or His plan for me and my family. Maybe that's because I spent to much time feeling sorry for myself...

The biggest thing I learned was to take each day for what it is. I think I've spent so much of my life thinking "I'll be happy when..." For instance, here are a few of the things on the end of that thought: when high school is over, when I become Miss Utah, when I'm NOT Miss Utah anymore, when I'm married, when I'm done with school, when we get pregnant, when the baby is born, when the baby sleeps through the night, when we get into dental school, when we get into an MFT program, when I have my eye surgery, when the next baby is born, when we have a bigger house, when, when, when, when.

Well, have you ever noticed that when all of those "whens" come true, you miss the befores? I don't think I'll ever miss looking like a, well, whatever I looked like, but I did decide that I couldn't spend a year of my life miserable every day and just waiting for the next surgery---especially when there was no guarantee of a better outcome. It's weird, but I completely lost hope for my eye to truly get better, and in losing that hope, in losing that "when" to hang on to, I found hope. Weird. I learned a huge life lesson. I really learned that life is not what happens to you; I learned that life is what you make of it. I learned that if I truly wanted to be happy that I had to take an active part in making myself happy. I can't rely on others or circumstances to produce happiness for me. This is not a new concept, just one I hadn't really actively followed.

As I said, I've never questioned God. I think it's because some pretty crazy (good and bad) things have happened to me in the past, and I'm grateful for each good and bad thing that has happened. I have learned and grown from every experience, and that is obviously God's plan for me. I don't know that I'll ever know why I had to experience this, but I do know that God's will plays a part in our daily lives. And honestly, if that's the only explanation I ever get, that it was "God's will," I think it will be good enough.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Merry Christmas!

We had a great Christmas. We were basically snowed in, so we stayed home, warm and cozy with just our little family. We missed our extended family, but had a nice day with just the four of us. Taylor's parents visited today, and my family will be up tomorrow. We got some great gifts, and the kids got some great toys. We've been playing with them for two days now.

On the 21st we celebrated out sixth wedding anniversary. We stayed at the Anniversary Inn here in Logan. We got the student rate ($129 for any room!) on a great room. We can't believe that six years have passed since we were married. We have come so far.

On the 22nd we went to Salt Lake to Body World. It was cool. Definitely a must-see.

On the 23rd my family had our annual night where we stay up all night long playing games. When we were little we did this so that we could sleep on Christmas Eve (instead of being up all night too excited to sleep). We have added in-laws over the years, and it gets better every year. This year we were really into the Wii Nintendo games. I even finished higher than last place on a few turns at Mario Cart (really impressive for me).

On Christmas Eve we had dinner at my folk's house then headed back to Logan. We went through the light display at Willard Bay. It was really neat. Claire kept saying, "Wow! Would you look at that!" Kyle made great baby noises, and we all enjoyed the display. We were very grateful to make it home before the storm started. We finished all of our wrapping and santa activities and made it in bed by midnight!

Our kids slept past 9 on Christmas morning (yeah!). Kyle was a crazy present opener, and tore into the wrapping paper. Always a helpful child, he handed each scrap to Taylor to put in the trash. Claire was pretty funny with her "Oh! Thank You!" after each present. She's wanted a backpack for over a year, and we found one for $4 at Kmart that is really cute. When she opened it she said, "Oh! Just what I wanted! You guys are SO sweet!" Pretty funny girl.

And oh how it snowed. Last night before we went to bed a little before 2am (see next paragraph) we opened the front door. It was so bright outside that it actually illuminated our front room. It was so cool to see all of the snow. It's so deep that it's touching the bottom of the swings on Claire's swing set. Bless Taylor's heart he has scraped and scraped our front walk. There is talk of going sledding tomorrow, and I'm looking forward to it.

The excitement has caused a delay in Claire's good going to bed behavior. She's screaming at Taylor as I type this. We're at our wit's end with her. She won't stay in bed. She's out of her room every 5-10 minutes. She was up past midnight last night. She's causing a serious problem with our sleep and other bedroom interests.... (TMI?) Would it be wrong to handcuff her to her bed? Maybe just with soft ribbons? Also, she changes her clothes all night long. Are there any serious objections to us sewing her pajamas shut? Just a few stitches, and she goes potty before she goes to bed. We're sick of cleaning up the mess and having a popcicle child join us in the middle of the night wearing a sun dress.

I'll post pictures later. The camera is downstairs, and I really don't want to go down and then come back up. Lazy. I know. Maybe that can be a New Year's Resolution.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Kudos to Taylor

Taylor did two outstanding things today. First: I took Claire to the doctor (just regular stuff), and when I got back he had cleaned out the coat closet. Really. I didn't even ask or hint. The thing is that we keep all of our coats there, and we've hidden our DVD/VHS shelf in the back of it, so it entailed quite a bit of effort. Yeah Taylor!

Second: I love Jim Brickman. He played in Salt Lake on our wedding day. I still believe that I could have made it to his concert (a matinee) in between our luncheon and reception. It would have been close, but I think it would have worked. No one else thought it would, and I didn't go. SIX years later I was presented with tickets to his concert in little old Logan today. Yes world, Jim came to Logan (he seemed just as suprised as we were). And at about one-quarter the cost you all pay to see him in the big city! Taylor just bought the tickets on his own initiative without even checking with me. (A very brave thing to do.)

The concert was amazing. The piano playing was incredible, but the violinist, Tracy Silverman, really stole the show. I have never heard anything quite like him. He played an electric violin, and it was the coolest (for lack of a better word). If you get a chance to see the show, take it. It was way better than Kurt Bestor. If you don't see Jim, go see Jon Schmidt---he's every bit as great as Jim---and still better than Kurt (I liked the Kurt Bestor concert the first time when I went 15 years ago, but it's got a little to much about the show, and not enough about the music).

Anyway, good job Taylor! And as I type this he's putting both kids to bed. Isn't he great?